Measure My Nervs

My Dear Stalkers,

I have a new thing. It's holding a tape measure. It sounds really dumb but its like a safety object.. Sorta? Anyway, I can't put it down. If I'm not twisting it then it's in my LEFT hand. Sometimes I forget it's even there. Like last night. . . I woke up with it in my left hand. Why my left hand? I have no idea, I tried putting it in my right hand but I subconsciously put it back in my left one. Maybe because I'm left handed? It's hard to type with it but I can't set it down! Maybe I need to go see a doctor. Pssshhhhh yeah, right. Anyway, today is the first day of the month! Yay! I love first days of the month. August!! 30 more days until I'm 16! That I am excited about. What's that? A party? No I'm not having one.. Shhh don't tell. It's a secret. Okay well.. I am going to go and prepare a lesson. I will talk to you guys later today or tonight!

Your Loving Stalky,
Ally Skinner