Monday, March 14, 2011

Bachelor

My Dear Stalkers,

Emily or Chantal

That is the question that all of America is asking!!!
Okay.... maybe not all of America... But lots of girls and women...
Sad I know...
But I am one of them! And I admit that proudly!!

Who would I pick?
I would pick Ashley... yes.. he made a mistake by letting her go last week...
But what can we do?
So I am in the midst of watching it.... I will let you know the outcome as soon as possible...
I want him to pick Chantal... But he won't... and its sad!
and hes a jerk for making her believe he will...
Emily has such a boring personality.... He obviously only likes her for looks...
So... the dates are on...
He's picking out the ring....
He's standing at the alter...
First limo appears...
Its.... Chantal....
"Where do I begin?"
Hw is telling her all about how amazing she is...
WHAT A JERK!!
SLAP HIM!!!!!! SLAP HIM!!!
I hate him...
What an idiot...
He walks her out... as she is bawling....
He walks back to the alter...
Another limo comes....
Emily Walks out...
"Where do I begin?"
Blah Blah... Nice things about her...
Down on one knee....
"Emily please make me happier than I've ever been in my life... please marry me"
GAG!!!!!
Now "Marry me" plays... By train....

Well... That was disappointing.... Oh well.. that the Bachelor for ya....


Your Loving Stalky,
Ally Skinner

P.S. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umczO5Y5Av0



Friday, March 11, 2011

Sweethearts (:

My Dear Stalkers,

Guess what? Sweethears was a couple of weeks ago(:
What is that?
It was a girls choice mafia themed dance!!
It
Was...
AWESOME...

So do you wanna know how I asked him?
Of course you do!

So, his first period class... was socratic...
I got 8 sticks of butter and put it on his desk.
On the break of that class after he left I put a GIANT bag of popcorn on his chair
and it said:
"I thought I'd butter you up before I POPPED the question... Will you go to Sweethearts with me?"
Cute right?
He answered back on Valentines day....
And how did he answer? (:

"I wanted to tell you in vegas but I didn't know how, so I thought I'd bring Vegas to you. I'd love to accompany you to sweethearts"
-Ethan


There was also a slot machine on my porch (: Cute huh?

Then! February 26th 2011

We went on our day date with.... 24 other people! Granted.. some didn't show up but we went leaser tagging!! Boys against girls! ...Boys won by 15... but we put up a good fight(:
Then
We went to brooklyn's house and played a bunch of games and had ice cream(: I tried to find a game that I could beat Ethan at... We played... Air hockey, pool, ping-pong, and foosball... All I lost at! What the heck?! I can't beat him at anything.. One day I will find something.. Anyway..

I dropped him off an hour before the dance and went home to get dressed.... I picked him up... Wow he looked handsome (:


(The picture is super small... humm... Ill try to find a bigger one.. but for now this will work.)

We got to the dance at 7:40ish.. and had dinner at the dance. He got my food for me (so sweet). And then the dance began! We were dancing all night! but then... He got stolen! Right in the middle of the slow song! What the heck?
So I went to go check it out... they took him outside... I followed them but Cam told me to go back... It was the MAFIA... after the song a girl went up and announced:
"All the girls who got their date stolen please come up on stage"
So me and about 10 other girls went up... They told us to sing "the wheels on the bus" and dance if we wanted our dates back.. so we did...
We were all waiting around and they finally brought the dates back with tape over their mouths and their hands tied. We each had to go up and do something embarrassing to get them back.. I went up and sand "I'm a little tea pot" with dancing.. and got him back (:
What a night! Probably the best dance I've been to(:
Thank you Ethan.(:

Your Loving Stalky,
Ally Skinner