Bachelor

My Dear Stalkers,

Emily or Chantal

That is the question that all of America is asking!!!

Okay.... maybe not all of America... But lots of girls and women...

Sad I know...

But I am one of them! And I admit that proudly!!

Who would I pick?

I would pick Ashley... yes.. he made a mistake by letting her go last week...

But what can we do?

So I am in the midst of watching it.... I will let you know the outcome as soon as possible...

I want him to pick Chantal... But he won't... and its sad!

and hes a jerk for making her believe he will...

Emily has such a boring personality.... He obviously only likes her for looks...

So... the dates are on...

He's picking out the ring....

He's standing at the alter...

First limo appears...

Its.... Chantal....

"Where do I begin?"

Hw is telling her all about how amazing she is...

WHAT A JERK!!

SLAP HIM!!!!!! SLAP HIM!!!

I hate him...

What an idiot...

He walks her out... as she is bawling....

He walks back to the alter...

Another limo comes....

Emily Walks out...

"Where do I begin?"

Blah Blah... Nice things about her...

Down on one knee....

"Emily please make me happier than I've ever been in my life... please marry me"

GAG!!!!!

Now "Marry me" plays... By train....

Well... That was disappointing.... Oh well.. that the Bachelor for ya....

Your Loving Stalky,

Ally Skinner

P.S. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umczO5Y5Av0